Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Speicher was dropped from the first XI as she insisted on marking her run up with a flowerpot.

 

[colly]

CG always lingers around the crease.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly can spot the googly every time.

 

[accountantpete]

Planning a really tasteful holiday destination George has read today's papers and is googling Bingo Bingo Land.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete has a carton of Um Bongo from 1988 waiting in his cellar for that special occasion.

 

[Archie_tect]

George really is that old.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has no sympathy for his mushroom farm employees

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has a clause in his contract as Father Christmas for Arsenal FC that they must listen to any offer for his services over £5 and 1p.

 

[Speicher]

ACP has a Santa Clause in his contract.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher starts everyday with the Birdie Song, just to get the blood flowing. Except on Sundays of course.

That's Agadoo day.

 

[Cheddar George]

When Tosh puts his trousers on he puts his left leg in, his left leg out, in, out, in, out, he's got OCD.

 

[Cheddar George]

Mort only eats free range chickens ........... he can nick them from the field when the farmers not looking.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG knows that Free Range Chickens are indeed Free

 

[Speicher]

TBT bought a whole lamb very cheaply today. He thought it was a baa gain.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher has run out of dreadful puns