Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky is getting sick of standing on the upstairs window sill with a packet of Aerial on his hand. Really Rocky if you want to improve on the reception you need something more up to date.

 

[Dayvo]

colly, like Bono, came here to play Jesus, but he didn't show up.

colly was awarded a walk-over.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky knows about church stuff. He's the actress that says to the Bishop..............

 

[colly]

The bobbles on Rocky's carpet slippers are made to his personal, very exacting, specification.

Nothing if not meticulous our Rocky.

 

[Dayvo]

colly, bespectacled and studious at school, was, to say the least, somewhat of a nerd.

However, after puberty, he decided to MTFU and moved to the USA to try his hand at marshall arts, with some degree of success. Spurred on by his new-found confidence, he thought he'd join the law enforcement agency.

But, old habits die hard, and he found his way into the SWOT team.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo's ambition to become a drugs mule is looking good - he's already a complete ass.

 

[colly]

Mort ear wax is considers a delicacy in, shall we say, 'certain', establishments.

 

[colly]

Eh ? WHAT ?

 

[Dayvo]

colly is a real gadget nerd, unfortunately he is hampered by dyslexia. But he thought he'd found some great new wheels, although his latest Shimano Aerlex XTA Reel wasn't exactly what he had in mind.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo isn't fishing, he's just sitting by the river looking bored.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort rips telephone directories in half











(Rockall edition only though).

 

[colly]

Rocky tried to change his name by deed poll to ' Hugh Jampton' only to be refused because he couldn't justify the change.

 

[accountantpete]

colly loves the smell of hippy crack in the morning.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky's underwear drawer is full of boxers and jockeys .............. .

 

[accountantpete]

George is a creature of habit and still puts name tags on his underwear.