Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has arranged an ingenious space-saving colourless liquid kit version to be delivered.

[Still devastated it didn't snow on the 12th, it was 11.5 degC here that day...however you managed that we'll never know]

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Archie has bought those snow shoes now and intends to use them

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has bought those snow shoes now and intends to use them

TBT intends to play Tennis with them when Archie isn't looking.

 

[colly]

MDB is looking forwards to the festivities. Not only is his sack full to overflowing, he gets to wear those dinky leather boots again, and his elves are frantically polishing his toys even as we speak.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is currently polishing something that is red and shiny like Rudolph's nose too!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB's seen Colly's boil then?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB's seen Colly's boil then?

Yes, but Archie doesn't know that I turned blind after seeing it!

 

[Archie_tect]

MDB had his local blind man in yesterday, even gave him a cup of coffee, but only after he'd finished fitting the tricky vertical kitchen ones.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's new year resolution is to stop using the jokes out of crackers as the basis of his contributions to this thread.

Next year he will be mainly plagiarising TV Sketch shows.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP thinks Florence is a virgin.

 

[colly]

Rocky will be on the 10 o'clock news. (not in a good way) Again.

 

[Nihal]

While Rocky is the new Bond..............in "The Wine is Not Enough"

 

[colly]

Nihal and Mary Poppins have never been seen in the same room ................spooky.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly doesn't celebrate Christmas. He spends the day correlating which rooms folks are in. "It doesn't get any better than this", he says

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whilst everyone else is inside celebrating Christmas, TBT has been in his garage with the ongoing filming of his electronic version of The Titfield Thunderbolt, The Weakfield Undervolt*.



* - I have no idea if that even makes any sense.