Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Colly Montgesori-Fernygough has a pairtridge in a par tree. Terribly posh is Colly.

 

[colly]

Rocky is verging on the ridiculous. Not sure about the spelling of the 3rd word.

 

[Archie_tect]

No, it's correct Colly... he's edging the grass, as we speak, on the A6 slip just north of Shap.

 

[Archie_tect]

That' a lie, according to the rules of the game.... sniff.

 

[Speicher]

No one on this thread would like a from me.

 

[colly]

Rocky has absolutely no, not any, none at all, zilch, nada, fantasy's of any kind relating to female members of this forum.


Edit: definitely not, no sirree.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has absolutely no, not any, none at all, zilch, nada, fantasy's of any kind relating to female members of this forum.


Edit: definitely not, no sirree.

Colky still dreams of one day meeting @Jane Smart

 

[colly]

MDB. You are Jane Smart AICMFP

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay is smart, he knows that with foreign films, say a French film, we get subtitles in English and the film in French, whereas the French get the film in English with French subtitles, otherwise it wouldn't be a foreign film, would it?

 

[Nihal]

Rocky has experienced one too many French Kisses Kicks.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is always getting French Polishing and French Kissing mixed up - Arthur Negus went bright red on one such occasion.

 

[Speicher]

ACP sent some French letters to his penfriend, Marie Claire. He still wonders why he never heard from her again.

 

[colly]

Asked by her friend, the well known actor Mr Harrison if she had a preferred brand of condoms........she replied:

Not sure really. D'you Rex?

 

[Nihal]

So we can conclude that colly's job is to "do a Rocky".

 

[colly]

Nihal is out of the nursery again. I wonder if his mum knows?