Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Dayvo isn't keen on vicars and tarts parties seeing as he has to wear his everyday cloths. Even so he looks good in those fishnets.

 

[Speicher]

Today Colly will be wearing his Court shoes.





He likes to look smart when the Magistrate sees him.

 

[colly]

Rocky? You're wearing those spats again. Stop it, it's not big and it's not clever.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's joined the pipe and slippers Brigade, makes for bloomin' chilly cycling attire this time of year.

 

[Cheddar George]

Colly Tosh stopped wearing his steel toe cap boots after spending a frustrating day with his metal detector.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky's real name is Rockland Finger-Dyke.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete discovered his solar calculator only works outside.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Pete discovered his solar calculator only works outside.

Archie knows Calculators are just a fad to lure the guillable.

It'll never catch on he says, and once the idiots realise their mistake, then everyone will revert back to using good old fashioned slide rules and abacusses!

 

[Archie_tect]

If you have 2xAA batteries Doug can tell you exactly how big 26x25 is.

 

[Cheddar George]

Everyday Archie types a number into his calculator , turns it upside down and smiles to himself.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Everyday Archie types a number into his calculator , turns it upside down and smiles to himself.

Cheddar's favourite number to be viewed upside down of all time is

5318008

He also says 01134 to his calculator every day just let it know it is still loved. Unfortunatelly it is the wrong type of 4 on my keyboard so the effect is lost.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Never one to over-egg things, Rocky's giving it 1,000%.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In the 'Tales Of The Unexpected' episode where Timothy West feeds his baby Royal Jelly, only for the baby to turn into a Bee, Tosh was the Bee's stunt double!

 

[colly]

Doug is about to buzz off.









Dirty boy !

 

[Dayvo]

colly isn't a number, he's a name!

Number two.