Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has just been washed out to sea........who said that the storms were a bad thing

Rockaay was on a train at Dawlish today and got his first bath of the year via one of the windows!



Seriously though, I am becoming less and less impressed with that line, I mean, there is an inland route to Plymouth via Oakhampton they could use/reinstate/reopen in places, but oh no, that would be too ****ing simple, oh no, they have to use the one right next to the sea which has to be shut, therefore inconveniencing thousands of passengers every time there is a big storm!
Total, total F**kwits, the lot of them (Notwork Rail and Farce Late Worsen, not the passengers).

 

[colly]

MDB is not at all choo-choo-choosy about the trains he travels on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is not at all choo-choo-choosy about the trains he travels on.

Colly never misses an episode of Thomas The Tank

 

[TVC]

MDB never misses the chance of a Tommy Tank.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB never misses the chance of a Tommy Tank.

TVC always had fantasies about riding inside Toby.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky is a good conductor of heat. Unfortunately he is also made of copper so he is soft and easily bent.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher's on the fiddle again tonight









...with her folk rock band, Speich and the Mr Benns

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky is sitting at his computer desk wearing a dreadlock wig in anticipation of a joke about Bob Marley and doughnuts.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG's wig is just dreadful.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie has a comb over style wig, very cool.

 

[colly]

Tosh and his syrup are never far apart.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's head is as smooth as a baby's bottom.


























A baby's bottom with nappy rash that is.

 

[TVC]

Last night MDB slept like a baby.

He woke up every two hours crying, and wet himself.

 

[colly]

MDB TVC is really clumsy and careless, he happens to be Japanese, also his poor father has always suffered from chronic diarrhoea.

That makes him a slap happy Jappy with a crap happy pappy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Last night MDB slept like a baby.

He woke up every two hours crying, and wet himself.

But that's true, that happened!