Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie is starring in a remake of the John Wayne film, True Git

Rockaay is starring in his own gripping and drama about bird spotting.

Says Rockaay, 'It has everything, excitement, tension, disappointment, early morning starts, wild goose chases (not just a figure of speech you know) around the country, the woman in the petrol station at Charnock Richard Services, unending patience, hiding in bushes, loads of Tits, Cocks.... It has all of these and much, much more!!'.

When questioned on a title, Rockaay has settled on what he thinks will be a truly original name, 'One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest'.

 

[Cheddar George]

Doug has thrown the water fountain through the window and is making a bid for freedom across the grounds of the institution.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug has thrown the water fountain through the window and is making a bid for freedom across the grounds of the institution.

All Cheddar had to do was walk out the door, but he insisted on escaping via the sewerage pipe instead.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky could not remember which bone was which ........ "tibia or not tibia ?" he asked himself.

 

[Nihal]

CD is very humerus.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky used to love banging his funny bone about,before he realised it was not funny at all.

 

[Cheddar George]

Nihal's word for the day is euphemism.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Cheddar George suffers from dehonestaphobia.

The only thing Rockaay has is a Verruca

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug went to school with a Verucca... strange girl.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie spinkles toe nail cuttings on his Kelloggs Frosties.

 

[colly]

ACP never comes up with new words. I like that in a woman.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

colly needs his spectacles updating.

 

[colly]

26 x 25 is going into the opticiancy trade. Beginning at home he is making a spectacle of himself. I can see through him though.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is a massive fan of the Acle Tiddlywinks club.

At tournaments, he's often heard to shout out

"'Mon Acle!!"

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB has proclaimed that he is going to walk 500 hundred miles, wearing heavy rimmed glasses.