Post a lie about the poster above.

[Lanzecki]

Until recently put right by a 3 year-old Mort thought that since the theory of gravity was only a theory, he could work out a way to ignore it and go to the moon.

 

[Moon bunny]

When Rockymountain goes to the dentist, the dentist has to take a sedative.

 

[Speicher]

Moon Bunny has a lot of fillings.









She likes tomatoes, cucumber, lettuce, baked beans, beetroot, pickle, cheese, ham and eggs on her jacket potatoes.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky wants to be preserved but can't find the recipe.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky got pickled with some gherkins once. The Gurkhas still wouldn't let him join the regiment. They said he'd need a hearing aid

 

[Moon bunny]

Moon Bunny has a lot of fillings.









She likes tomatoes, cucumber, lettuce, baked beans, beetroot, pickle, cheese, ham and eggs on her jacket potatoes.

Vinegar ,otherwise spot on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MB was once asked in French class at school what animal Le Crapaud was. After a little bit of thought, she answered

'Dung Beetle!'

 

[Lanzecki]

MDB doesn't have a smart phone. He was worried it would be smarter then him, and run his life. Ohh wait a sec....

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has received the 1884 'Marconi Award for Electronic Innovation' for his 'Electrifying Bicycle', but rather than just connecting his bike frame to the dynamo, he really should think about getting an electric motor fitted.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Ever superstitious, Archie rides with a condom on each end of his handlebars, to prevent unwanted accidents.

 

[accountantpete]

Ian Dury once hit Tosh with his rhythym stick.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky must remember to take that magnet out of his pocket when orienteering.

 

[Nihal]

Archie is chick magnet.........but they all get angry when he pops the question-"Which came first,the eggs or you?"

 

[Archie_tect]

Nihal is posting cheep jokes...

 

[colly]

Mort is laying it on think. Probably because he has just got off the nest.