Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC's surfacing technique is to be seen to be believed. Suffice to say it involves the expansion of compressed gas into his dry suit

 

[Lanzecki]

'The Velvet Curtain' is Rocky's most used search term on Google. And TVC smiles every time he's googled.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Jelly wrestling is the second most common search term Rocky uses on Google.

TVC is to comedy what carbon monoxide is to holiday chalets

'The Velvet Curtain' is Rocky's most used search term on Google. And TVC smiles every time he's googled.

Laznecki always shouts out 'TOR!!' in pain every time someone Bings his Googlies.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has just got a job as an instructor at an ice cream factory. He's going to be a sundae school teacher. Apparently he's paid 99 per hour.

99 nuclear bombs on the wall
99 nuclear bombs
Rockaay le - t one fall
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[Moon bunny]

Mad Doug biker has no explanation as to why he is never seen in the same room as the hunchback of Notre Dame.

 

[TVC]

Rocky has used the defence 'It just fell out' on more than one occasion.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky has used the defence 'It just fell out' on more than one occasion.

It came off in TVC's hand years ago!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky likes his base soggy
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/do...s-worked-out-in-different-bases.150731/page-3

 

[Speicher]

Rocky likes his base soggy
http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/do...s-worked-out-in-different-bases.150731/page-3

Tbt often tries to cut and pastry on this thread.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whenever Speicher goes to the toilet, she keeps a log book (Geddit?).

After her latest visit, the entry simply read

'Looked like King Kong's finger'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's easy to understand how Mad Doug could mixup Speicher and me. We are both good looking, wear tweeds and lunch with the ladies who do - we also have that air of gravitas about us. Oh, and we like eating cheese and beetroot doorsteps with our pints of Black Sheep Ale.

I hadn't seen the rest of the posts - they didn't appear you see.

Annyway, Rockaay is the founding member of his local branch of Cross Dressers Anonymous.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is also a cross dresser.....he always angry when he has to put on clothes.

Sounds like an Autistic (Kanners) boy I used to work with. Given half the chance he'd have happily walked about in the nude 24/7. As it was, he wore clothes but liked to have his trousers and pull ups (ironically named in his case) pulled down at the back, so every time he bent over, he showed his bum and a couple of other things off to the world. He was about 6 though.

Seriously, if I'd ever wanted to train as a Proctologist, then....

ANNNNYway, being the big, butch bloke that he is, Rockaay has his own dressing table in his pink bedroom with lace curtains.

 

[Speicher]

MDB has a boudoir, with black and red silk sheets. It is a four poster bed.




So he is going to invite Rocky, TVC and me to share it with him.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mind bleach (and that's no lie)

What for, the boy's bum*, or for Speicher's post??








* - The boy also happened to be exceptionally good looking and was rather cute, so he got away with it (not that anyone could have done anything much anyway).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB has a boudoir, with black and red silk sheets. It is a four poster bed.




So he is going to invite Rocky, TVC and me to share it with him.

Speicher has always wanted a foursome!