Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Last time Mad Doug was in a foursome he wore his plus fours and took along his favourite niblick.

The last time Rockaay was in the kitchen, he ate 4 different kinds of Wholewheat at the same time.

He called it a Wholesome.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's Yahoo! webcam snapshot has done the rounds in GCHQ.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's Yahoo! webcam snapshot has done the rounds in GCHQ.

ACP is about to be taken out by a M.I.5 sniper.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker successfully protested against the proposed route of the M15.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug Biker successfully protested against the proposed route of the M15.

Speicher is still protesting against HS2 on the basis that H and S are neither the second letter of the alphabet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug prefers H2S because of its smell.

When living in Paris, Rockaay lived nearest to the retention toilet pumping machines at Le Landy






..... Effortless!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has a mind like a sewer






......when I say sewer, obviously I mean someone who is expert at embroidery.

Rockaay is a Hooker down the local Rugby club.























.... He can never understand why he gets so little business.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB loves a good "Up and Under"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB loves a good "Up and Under"

TBT often has fantasies about being in a scrum

 

[TVC]

MDB is a hooker. Nothing to do with rugby.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB is a hooker. Nothing to do with rugby.

I'll give you a special rate, big boy!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC decided to go on the game. One night he came back with £100 and 10p. When asked which cheap skate gave him 10p, he said that all his clients did.



(Im not sure that the old ones are the best ones)

Rockaay will do ANYTHING for a Curley Wurley and a packet of crisps

 

[Nihal]

MDB will do "ANYTHING".The world has not seen a more humble,selfless,kindhearted soul since its existence.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Nihal's everywhere and nowhere, baby
That's where he's at
Going down a bumpy hillside
In his hippy hat.
Flying out across the country
And getting fat
Saying everything is groovy
When his tyres are flat

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky, forever stopping for unscheduled pit stops.