Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

RR tried to scotch an egg once. He failed and it hatched

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT was on The Dragon's Den the other night there trying to pitch a contraption for helping people with broken arms to eat eggs by themselves.

All was going well until he kept on referring to his Business Albumen, causing the Dragons to crack up.


P.S. Heal soon Mrs Rockaay!!

 

[Speicher]

Rocky's favourite breakfast is boiled eggs with dippy soldiers.

The soldiers from Upton Hasenby barracks have told him to stop calling them names.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher knows all the soldiers from Upton Hasenby barracks. She makes a point of it as the Regimental mascot

 

[Speicher]

Mocky Roundtin can see female red deer from a distance of 2000 yards, without using his binoculars. He has excellent hind sight.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky knows his onions. Never ever pinch one of his - he has names for them all

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 has just popped out for a leek.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky found a swede in his garden and reported it as an illegal immigrant

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky was upset when he was put out to grass. He didn't hear the part about cutting it

 

[Speicher]

TBT has planted two rows of his favourite vegetable. He calls it a dual cabbageway.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has a massive pair of brassicas


They're the biggest Kale plants I've ever seen

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC... now there's a person that knows how many beans make five.

 

[Nihal]

When people ask Archie what two and two equals,he tells eight by two.The smart arse.

 

[roadrash]

R.M can often be found sitting on the porch wearing dungarees and playing the banjo while keeping an eye out for strangers

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

RR doesn't bother with the dungarees