Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

TSBTF will be wearing pink pyjamas when he comes

 

[Speicher]

This morning ACP asked, "What did Delaware?"

She wore a brand New Jersey.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky was born under a wandering star. He has just painted his wagon.

 

[colly]

Rocky was Jabba the Hutt's body double in those Star Wars movies.

 

[Archie_tect]

colly was R2D2's voice coach... took them 6 weeks to stop R2D2 wolf whistling girls.

 

[Speicher]

Archie failed an audition for the part of C-3PO on the basis that his acting skills were too rusty.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher's new swimming costume is packed and ready to post

 

[Archie_tect]

MB believes in scrimping... especially on bubble wrap.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky wonders why people faint he goes swimming in white trunks.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Nihal was banned after the loose cord/diving incident at the local pool

 

[Nihal]

Nihal was banned after the loose cord/diving incident at the local pool

When I was swiming,I did almost happen.From the second level board,I was lucky enough to have gone feet first.When I pushed back up,I managed to pull it up quickly.Nothing was revealed.Had it been head first..............

 

[Nihal]

Anyways,26 still gets therapy bills from those unfortunate kids who were in the pool when he had a loose cord moment.

 

[Dangermouse]

Nihal has had therapy for going round local swimming pools loosening peoples cords, holding swimming apparel on

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky has perfected swimming backwards which creates havoc in the East Croydon 400m Medley Relay for Young Ladies

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

It's been said that Dangermouse prefers to swim on the other lane.

Archie has been given several warnings, both verbal and written to stop doing Cannon Balls during the Pensioners Aqua Aerobics.