Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

MDB is one of those people that can lick his elbow.

However, given the opportunity he will lick someone elses.

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul to his eternal shame often mixes up his elbow and other body parts.

 

[Archie_tect]

...whereas Rocky prefers wearing his coat with 100 separate pockets each containing a budgie, enabling him to leap off high buildings restrained only by 38 rubber bands.
...he loves budgie jumping. [apologies to Ken Dodd, again].

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Never mind elastic bands, Archie uses Duck Tape instead.....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Due to a lack of understanding of the concept, MDB has been banned from having ducks and tape in the same room.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Back in the day when Paul was a Michellin Star Chef, he was cooking Duck one day and ran out of oil, so he was observed faffing about the Kitchen saying 'Ma lard, where's ma lard?'

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rocky mountain refuses point blank to not believe that he cant believe its not butter.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's friend Marge has been ill for weeks just with a cold, I can't believe she's not better.

[Paul's moments are faster than mine]

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archis right index finger is half inch shorter then the left. This is due to it being worn down as it is the only finger used to type.

Wait a minute... that's not a lie!

 

[Archie_tect]

Paul, Just checked, and it is a lie, I use two fingers.... [one on each hand]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Archie has long had a dream where he is at the Albert Hall to see a performance by a Piano Virtuoso, but due to them taking ill at the last moment, he is unepectedly summoned to the stage as a replacement.

..... His perfomance of Chopsticks went down in the history of dreamland that night, and not for the right reasons!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay has just purchased his new knitting needles for the Extreme Knitting World Championships.

They are made of the same Titanium they used on the Space Shuttle, which means that he will be able to knit as fast and furiously as possble without actually catching fire this year!!

He spent a couple of weeks in hospital after last year you see.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

In the knitting world championships there was some cheating over which Rocky really got the needle

 

[Archie_tect]

26x.... no matter how many times he plays "Pair the Deck" it always works out.... how lucky is that?

 

[PaulSecteur]

Rockymountain never minds the buzzcocks