Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

MDB originally thought this thread was to actually post messages to people.

He spent a fortune on stamps.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB originally thought this thread was to actually post messages to people.

He spent a fortune on stamps.

The voices in Paul's head are currently saying

'Pick the Salmon Mornay





















































.............. And MURDER IT!!'.

 

[Speicher]

As you can imagine from his photo, Rocky is a very short person, vertically challenged I think it is called. This does not prevent him from asking for a Booster chair in his favourite restaurant, Les Cinq Saisons, at Humbleton in the Willow.

He orders in French from their extensive menu, and has an excellent knowledge of the wines from Italy. He is on first name terms with the sommelier. You could say Rocky is a gastro gnome.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As you can imagine from his photo, Rocky is a very short person, vertically challenged I think it is called. This does not prevent him from asking for a Booster chair in his favourite restaurant, Les Cinq Saisons, at Humbleton in the Willow.

He orders in French from their extensive menu, and has an excellent knowledge of the wines from Italy. He is on first name terms with the sommelier. You could say Rocky is a gastro gnome.

Being the evil international Bond villan that she is, Speicher loves nothing better than to sit down in front of Pointless and Eggheads, and dine on the finest tuna free Dolphin Steaks every night for her tea after a hard day at the Evil Volcano disguised as a not so evil (and Rocky) mountain.

In fact, you could say she is a Gastropod!!

 

[Speicher]

Everyday MDB takes the 0912 underground train. He has memorised the timetable and knows the train drivers' birthdays. He, like Wocky, is short in stature. He is a Metro Gnome.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky didn't get where he is today by sleeping rough in the park... he wasn't allowed in because e didn't have an old school tie... he kept his trousers fastened with binder twine instead.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Having a job down the local B&Q, you'd think that Archie would be selling garden sheds and so on, but no, it is his job, as part of The Gnome Division to ask customers for feedback and to document every response, question and suggestion regarding their range of Garden Gnomes. He especially specialises in straight yes/no questions, as well as other simple 2 way questions.

Unfortunately he is about to be made redundant due to cut backs, so on leaving the job he loves, he is going to have to say 'Bignomeial!'.



Sorry, that was awful (more so than usual I mean)!!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Talking of Gnomes, MDB is always to be seen holding his fishing rod

 

[Speicher]

TBT has got lots of gnomes, and they all have names. So that he does not forget any details of old how they are, and where they are from, he has put all the data on his computer. He has called this file "Gnome men clature".

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher is always crystal clear about her ambiguous approach to things.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh has a little gnome on a swing in his garden.... the little chap kept getting stuck so Tosh had to spray the hinge with WD40- now he can happily swing both ways.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie is often heard to squeak. But that's nothing compared to his girly squeal.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Tosh can attract all the local dogs and cats by simply speaking

 

[Nihal]

Doug doesn't even need to speak......

 

[Speicher]

MDB Mocky Roundtin was accused of making some very catty remarks.

His reply? "Me? How?"