Post a lie about the poster above.

[classic33]

Nihal helped Barbie & Ken dispose of Barbies new boyfriend a few years back.
And it wasn't buried under the patio!

 

[Kies]

Classic stays out pedaling all night, what he pedals - we have no idea

 

[PaulSecteur]

When Kies stays out all night everyone from Heathrow to Kensington knows about it.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Pauls forehead smells like Chinese people.

 

[PaulSecteur]

CAB once dated Nasty Nic from Eastenders, after rebounding of Dirty Den.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul has a particular fondness of playing with large ladies covered in Victoria sponge

 

[PaulSecteur]

Due to an out of court settlement, CAB can no long show Vic Reeves or Bob Mortimer her fingers, no matter how much they claim they "Really wanna see those fingers". However, she can still try to entice the dove from above.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul secretly has leprosy

 

[PaulSecteur]

CAB is useless at fractions. In her final terms report her teacher wrote "...Im not sure why she is so bad. Half of me thinks its because shes lazy, the other two thirds thinks its a lack of understanding."

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul once competed on Supermarket Sweep - a childhood dream. But was disqualified after putting carrots amongst the buns....

 

[PaulSecteur]

Dale Winton will never forget the day he was ambushed by CAB, dragged to B&Q and then used in the paint colour match machine as he was the exact shade of orange that she wanted. Judith Charmers is said to be "Nervous".

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul believes euthanasia is a continent...

 

[PaulSecteur]

Following a poor performance at work CAB has been demoted from General Dogsbody to Private Dogsbody.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul loves horses......

 

[PaulSecteur]

Everyone knows Sooty, sweep and Sue were just glove puppets, controlled by someone hiding under the desk.

Not so many people know CAB was controlling Mathew Corrbett in a similar fasion.