Post a lie about the poster above.

[Lavender Rose]

Paul was thrown off set as he very obviously 'made an appearance' during filming for an erectile dysfunction advert

 

[PaulSecteur]

CAB puts the fun into dysfunctional.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, "I'm peeing in here!"

 

[PaulSecteur]

After seeing Derren Brown, CAB was hypnotised to believe any enclosed space was a convenient convenience.

She now has to avoid changing rooms and lifts. You can always tell when she has a memory lapse, you can hear her shout "I`m peeing in here!!!" from streets away.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul sometimes likes to hide his other halfs inhaler so the neighbors think he's a stallion when they hear her panting "Give it to me!

 

[PaulSecteur]

(That ones pretty much true)

Recently CABs boss asked if she was getting "itchy feet".

"No" she replied, "I`m very happy here. I don't want to change jobs. Why do you ask?"

"I thought you might have itchy feet because you haven't changed your socks in 2 months. They stink. Fresh ones tomorrow please!"

 

[young Ed]

@PaulSecteur had the same happen but with his undies!
Cheers Ed

 

[PaulSecteur]

Itchy feet because of my 2 month old undies?

@young Ed keep up!

 

[young Ed]

Itchy feet because of my 2 month old undies?

@young Ed keep up!

intches might travel around the body! i don't know
okay okay paul has a condition causing itches to travel from one part of his body to another and his boss asked him do you have itchy feet because you are wearing 2 month old undies!

now what lies have you about me?
Cheers Ed

 

[PaulSecteur]

That post had a poor start, was worse in the middle and the less said about the end the better.

 

[young Ed]

That post had a poor start, was worse in the middle and the less said about the end the better.

was that your lie?
Cheers Ed

 

[PaulSecteur]

Nope, just an observation

 

[young Ed]

paul is typing all his posts from a dummy terminal connected to a mainframe system in his local city

there is a lie (i think!) so now post away about me
Cheers Ed

 

[PaulSecteur]

Ed is petrified of Orville the duck

 

[young Ed]

paul doesn't know who orville is
Cheers Ed