Post a lie about the poster above.

[Donger]

Ed does all of his cycling at night so nobody sees he's still using stabilisers.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Donger is so tough he hires himself out as a crash test dummy.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul stops the microwave at 1 second just to feel like a bomb de fuser.

 

[Donger]

Paul slightly changed the spelling of his surname in the hope that nobody would realise he is edward Scissorhands' French cousin.

 

[PaulSecteur]

When he were a nipper, Donger was more of a dinger.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

PS - always an afterthought

 

[Lavender Rose]

Twenty six by twenty-five is actually twenty four by thirty

 

[Kies]

Charlotte's mum thinks that the surface area of her daughters bum is twenty four by thirty

 

[Lavender Rose]

Kies... That ain't a lie! 1-0 to me

 

[Kies]

Typo ... I meant forty four by forty

 

[Lavender Rose]

Oooh you didn't!!!!!

 

[PaulSecteur]

CABs part time job is a Ninja. Not a normal ninja - a punctuation ninja.

There is nothing - NOTHING - that upsets her more than a misplaced full sto.p

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

CABs part time job is a Ninja. Not a normal ninja - a punctuation ninja.

There is nothing - NOTHING - that upsets her more than a misplaced full sto.p

Paul is a spelling nazi. He knows how many words have 'SS' in them.

 

[classic33]

Mad Doug sold the wall that came tunbling down one night, to help finance his get rich quick scheme.

 

[Archie_tect]

classic33: once known as single45..