Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulSecteur]

Donger isn't usually here at this time. Usually he can be found in the 24 hour Tesco arguing with some cheese and getting upset by everyone's shoelaces.

The security guards will be wondering where you are.

 

[Lavender Rose]

It takes Paul a lot of balls to play golf the way he does

 

[PaulSecteur]

In a recent dragons den, CAB astounded Evan by getting all the money she wanted from all the dragons.
Her invention was taking a gun to where she knows 4 rich people will be and threatening to "Pop a cap upside their ass"

 

[Lavender Rose]

Paul heard a rumour that they're giving away manure at my local fair,
so he went down there to check, it was bulls***.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CAB is adamant the restraining order will not stop her following ol' Englebert Humperdinck around the world anymore.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

With Tosh in Wormwood Scrubs (again) he asked ol' Englebert H to help. "Please release me let me go" he said - and the rest is history

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT once asked Elton John the same thing.

It isn't recorded what Elton said, but needless to say, Rocket Man wasn't the end result!!

 

[Archie_tect]

I see Rocky shaking that ass.... he'll get reported to the Donkey Sanctuary again.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's only wrapping pedants till the pedant rapper comes.

 

[PaulSecteur]

Archie is upset because Dappy (From "N-Dubz") seems to be making less and less appearances on TV.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul S found that the latest batch of Brooks saddle dressing is not up to standard and is warning all other users to beware the proofides of March.

 

[PaulSecteur]

AP is very keen on quality testing the dressing not only on brooks saddles, but any saddle.
Ever keen not to interfere with other people property he performs his test by placing a nostril close to the saddle and inhaling deeply.
In fact, there was an article in the papers about it a while back...

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Paul hopes that incarnation is real as he wants to come back as Rockaay's saddle

 

[Lavender Rose]

Doug spilt stain remover on his trousers, and now is wondering how to get it out??!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug spilt stain remover on his trousers, and now is wondering how to get it out??!

CAB still believes that if she stays perfectly still then nobody will be able to see her. That makes for some unusual and novel situations, let me tell you!!