Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

TVC is wearing his Bob the Builder pyjamas.

 

[TVC]

Speicher's Dangermouse duvet is in the wash, so tonight she is sleeping under Hong Kong Phooey

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher's Dangermouse duvet is in the wash, so tonight she is sleeping under Hong Kong Phooey

With Dangermouse in Australia doing his 'World Expert' bit with the search for Flight MH370, TVC is having to use his vintage '80s 'Jimbo And The Jetset' bedclothes instead.

 

[Nihal]

The last time Doug farted in an airport,many people went"Blimey,i didn't know Concordes were still operating."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nihal doesn't care much for flying, but one thing he HAS always wanted to do is ride round the luggage conveyer belts.

He's convinced they lead to some mysterious and magical secret underworld where Pixies open your suitcase and steal one each of your socks, before sending the suitcase onto the wrong flight.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

MDB, a whole Hamper short of a Picnic.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has so much Saharan sand in his back garden he is now known as Lawrence of Belgravia

 

[accountantpete]

After a lifetime of chain smoking Rocky now coughs more than a German Bridge player.

 

[Dayvo]

AP went to the dentist for extraordinary repair work.

Unfortunately for him, the dentist said, 'Sorry, my friend, it's a bridge too far.'

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo went to his dentist about a bridge repair. The dentist said what have you come here for, I'm a dentist.

 

[Speicher]

In order to extend his houseboat, Archie has successfully applied for a bridging loan from the River Bank.

 

[Nihal]

Speicher is the Queen of Riverpunsland.

 

[Nihal]

So,Rocky,who is this other Nihal?You only like Oxford undergraduates and I'm not good enough for you,is that it?
<slams door>

 

[Archie_tect]

Rocky's just been Nihalated.

 

[TVC]

Archie is getting rather gothic