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Clinging on tightly
Location
Over the Hill
Dayvo's debut for Man U didn't go well when he struck the ref. You asked for a striker he complained later
 

Mad Doug Biker

I prefer animals to most people.
Location
Craggy Island
In an attempt to be more European cultured....Doug adds 'Ooh la la' to every sentence and has developed an obsession with virgin olive oil.

Greek or Italian??!! :hyper:


...... Or the cartoon character before she met Popeye?? :whistle:


Annnyway, Charlotte throws her arms in the air and cries 'MAMMA MIA!!' whenever something bad happens.

She gave her arms (and her lungs) a truly great workout yesterday, and is limbering up for the Job Centre on Monday.
 
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MB's owner has been neglecting her again and she has had to go to the vets to get her matted coat cut off.

This time she is going to be rehomed and her owner charged!!
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(In my defence I would like to say you should have seen the state she was in before I took her in, dishevelled hair, grubby face, just a tatty green shift to cover her modesty and all her possessions in a spotted handkerchief, sat by the road sobbing gently and asking passers-by if they knew how to fix Sturmey Archer gears.)
Anyway MDB has bought a house overlooking the park used for the start of local cyclosportives and has a catapult on order and several bags of tomatoes already rotting.
 
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