Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Colly has been made redundant, although he was delighted to receive a "golden handshake" from his boss.

 

[Nihal]

Colly CD likes taking the plss home.

 

[TVC]

Nihal works for Kingfisher beer It's his job to collect the elephant piss that gives it that distinct flavour.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC favours Beaver beer: the less said about that, the better.

 

[Sully]

Dayvo is addicted to Tixylix

 

[TVC]

Sully tickles statues. He favours horse mounted subjects so he can sneak in an equine fondle.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet curtain will be playing the lead in Equus.

Until now he has had to rein in his acting ambitions.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Queen Speicher is unsure whether to rain, rein or reign.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Queen Speicher is unsure whether to rain, rein or reign.

Princess TBT doesn't care, she just wants a Prince who's hung like a horse!

 

[Nihal]

Doug turned into a frog when TBT kissed him.He was an evil lion before.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug turned into a frog when TBT kissed him.He was an evil lion before.

Whenever Nihal gets scared and/or has to do something scary, he constantly chants under his breath

'I'm a big brave dog! I'm a big brave dog! I'm a big brave dog!'

And so on.



It of course, might also explain why he's got fleas too.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort, nuttier than a vegan barbeque.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort, nuttier than a vegan barbeque.

Tosh, nuttier than a nutty pile of nuts in Knutsford

 

[Cheddar George]

MDB ........ nuttier than squirrel s***.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB ........ nuttier than squirrel s***.

Cheddar George - Doing for comedy what a fatal nut allergy does for..... Umm..... People.