Post a lie about the poster above.

[ladyrider100]

Sd eats babies for breakfast

 

[ComedyPilot]

Ladyrider works full time in a chip shop de-fleaing the shop cat.

 

[purplepolly]

purplepolly has just started collecting miniture guitars as a hobby, and taking pictures of them against a background of a cigarette burned red 1970's shagpile carpet.

it's a ukulele you idiot - 4 strings

 

[ACS]

SD is a drake in disguise

 

[Sittingduck]

SB Once got aroused watching Chariots of Fire

 

[ACS]

SD has piles from all that sitting

 

[TVC]

CP prefers the company of otters

 

[ladyrider100]

Satans budgie is a parakeet

 

[purplepolly]

SD has piles

how do you know?

 

[Sittingduck]

velvet C has been known to snort marshmallows... personal record is 17 in one session (impressive).

 

[ComedyPilot]

SD's chariot was on fire due to overheating wheel bearings

 

[TVC]

This thread is moving far too fast - what's going to happen later when the drunks turn up?

 

[ladyrider100]

This thread is moving far too fast - what's going to happen later when the drunks turn up?

Thought they were already here

 

[ACS]

CP snorts WD40

 

[Sittingduck]

velvet c did ventoux on a fixed - wearing crocs

...time for another beer brb