Post a lie about the poster above.

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Renard lives in a bus shelter on the island of Unst.

 

[ladyrider100]

Renard is outside your bedroom window

 

[Renard]

Snapper snaps 37 pencils before she writes a shopping list

 

[radger]

Andrew the tortoise is actually Andrew the walrus

 

[snapper_37]

Renard is a fox

 

[ComedyPilot]

so is snapper

 

[Renard]

Snapper 37 wears jumpers made of belly button fluff

 

[ComedyPilot]

Renard thinks pictures of dogs in the setting sun are artistic.

Renards pics are to photography, what dog poo on a pavement is to 'raising the aesthetic' of a housing estate.

 

[Renard]

CP uses lemonade as an enema

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

CP invented the letter 'Z'

 

[Sittingduck]

andy the T is smarter than the a-v-e-r-a-g-e bear

 

[Renard]

SD is the south London and district dodgeball champ.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Renard drinks second hand lemonade

 

[Speicher]

CP does not know what a joystick is for.

 

[ladyrider100]

Speicher is out on a day pass