Post a lie about the poster above.

[ComedyPilot]

Renard was a 'tester' in the great war, and used to hold his helmet up to get shot at.

One day his Sergeant Major told him to do up his flies and stop showing off.

 

[Renard]

Hover fly smokes Gauloises and eats raw garlic.

 

[Crackle]

PP secretly goes to parks and waits for flashers

 

[ComedyPilot]

Crackle trawls parks looking for PP

 

[Hover Fly]

CP obliges.

 

[Crackle]

CP knows this because he has a map of every park in the country

 

[Renard]

CP watches from behind a bush.

 

[HLaB]

Hover Fly thinks buying an ASDA bike is a good idea

 

[radger]

HLaB sucks dishcloths for sustenance.

 

[Hover Fly]

Radger assemble s bikes for ASDA

 

[Renard]

Radger makes soup from the leftovers.

 

[ComedyPilot]

HoverFly passe le jour endormi sur le saof dans la salle de séjour

 

[Renard]

CP is an expert in French grammar.

 

[Wigsie]

CP is much funnier in French!

 

[ComedyPilot]

CP realises he's been stiched up like a kipper in post #474 + 475