Post a lie about the poster above.

[Crackle]

TVC was once called for an interview at the passport office because they couldn't believe anyone looked like that

 

[Baggy]

Crackle sleeps with an 11 tooth sprocket under his pillow.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Crackle is one of those really hard bike riders that puts a sheet of sandpaper in their shorts, "to really feel the pain son"

 

[Crackle]

TB was prosecuted for nicking footballs from the park and licking them behind bushes

 

[Sittingduck]

Crackle shuts his eyes on really fast descents because "NOT usin' the force is cheatin"

 

[Crackle]

SD is a decoy

 

[Sittingduck]

Crackle is the one-armed drummer out of Def Leppard!

 

[Hilldodger]

SD was born inside out

 

[Sittingduck]

HD created a Batcave under his house and has a hotline to Leicestershire County Council HQ wired up to a special handset next to his bed.

 

[Baggy]

SD wears a shower cap on rides under 10 miles.

 

[Sittingduck]

Baggy wears a shower cap on rider OVER 10 miles

 

[longers]

Baggy earns a good living as the UKs foremost Bruce Forsyth tribute act.

 

[Hilldodger]

Baggy earns a good living as the UKs foremost Bruce Forsyth tribute act.

And Longers plays Anthea

 

[Baggy]

Hilldodger has a tweed chamois.

 

[Sittingduck]

Baggy once sold her soul to the Devil, for £12.50, the cheque bounced and legal proceedings have been initiated