Post a lie about the poster above.

[Crackle]

Badkitty has a painting in her loft

 

[badkitty]

Of Crackle's attractive ar$e.

 

[Crackle]

Badkitty was once thrown out of a restaurant for burping so loud, she shattered several windows

 

[badkitty]

Crackle was outside at the time begging to be allowed in with his white trainers.

 

[sticky sherbert]

Badkitty is the result of TVC being abducted by space aliens and mistakenly impregnated!!

 

[TVC]

Sticky sherbert is that alien

 

[ComedyPilot]

StickySherbet is what you get from an alien during the act of impregnation

 

[TVC]

...and you never wrote, or called or anything. I think we should go on the Jeremy Kyle show and sort it out!

 

[badkitty]

Mama! or Daddy! Not sure which...

 

[Crackle]

TVC was returned to earth in a block of ice which hit with such force it was buried for several centuries. Arch and Gromit dug him up and taught him about modern life but he still wears a codpiece in private

Badkitty makes the codpiece from belly button fluff

 

[sticky sherbert]

I want a paternity test done, and badkitty is a light shade of green

 

[dan_bo]

Crackle once had a fight outside a chippy in aigburth with Chris Boardman after a drunken row about being able to corner a time trial bike.

 

[beanzontoast]

Dan Bo was in Hawaii 5-0 (as in "Book him, Dan Bo!").

 

[Crackle]

Beanz is so named because he can fart with such force that from a distance it looks like levitation, that is before you pass out.

 

[TVC]

Crackle was married to Johnny Morris