Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Toshiba Boy farts constantly

 

[accountantpete]

TVC will only cook a favourite recipe using a gas ring lit by the flame from a mint Penny Black.

 

[PaulB]

Don't believe the Velvet Curtain when he tells you the curtain is velvet. It's velour,

Also, someone on this site, and I'm naming no names, keeps it quiet that he worked in the film industry for eleven years. The reason he wants to keep it on the QT is that he was, in actual fact, a donkey fluffer.

 

[Gerry Attrick]

The Velvet Curtain thinks drop-outs are hippies and that his bottom bracket is his perineum.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Gerry Attrick can only turn right on his bike, never left.

 

[aJohnson]

Toshiba Boy rides a bike which only has one wheel, and it isn't a unicycle.

 

[Young Un]

Toshiba Boy rides a bike which only has one wheel, and it isn't a unicycle.

aJohnson has become a proper cyclist now he has removed his wheel reflectors

 

[thomas]

young un has a pillow made of cheeeesseeeee

 

[Young Un]

young un has a pillow made of cheeeesseeeee

Thomas loves Joe24

 

[thomas]

Young Un also has a cheeeseee duvet!

Thomas loves Joe24

I think that's a little unfair, I don't hate him

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Young Un has never been out of Worcestershire

 

[Crackle]

TB secretly opens the cake mix packets in Morrisons and eats the ingredients

 

[thomas]

crackle ate a cake mix and it turned into a lovely Victoria sponge inside him.

 

[Young Un]

thomas played thomas the tank engine in the tv series

 

[sticky sherbert]

Young Un still watches thomas the tank engin