Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

3BM is in talks to take over IBM

 

[Aperitif]

Aperitif writes all my material.

tdr1nka never apologises for not reading threads thoroughly...

(and he's way above me...sorry old bean - just wasting time this morning...Norman service will be resumed asap.)

 

[accountantpete]

Maggots records can be found on the Chrysalis label

 

[tdr1nka]

accountantpete has only one nostril.

 

[PaulB]

A gang of international criminals once placed a bounty on trd1nka's head. Sadly, it melted and he was unable to enjoy this chocolatey, coconutty treat.

 

[accountantpete]

Due to a huge misunderstanding PaulB wears a childs bib and womens knickers when cycling - no-one has had the heart to set him straight.

 

[TheDoctor]

An anagram of AccountantPete is Occupant ate tea.

 

[Hilldodger]

The Doctor once went to Gloucester when it was raining and wasn't very impressed

 

[Mr Pig]

Hilldoger thinks Penny Farthings are rubbish but is too proud to admit it.

 

[thomas]

Mr Pig secretly has bacon for breakfast.

 

[Lisa21]

Thomas has a secret and unrequited crush on the fat controller

 

[Lisa21]

User76 thinks that spongebob squarepants is real and spends many hours diving into the sea in the hope of spotting him and getting his autograph.

 

[thomas]

Lisa21 looks like Patrick of sponge bob

 

[TVC]

Thomas has worked out the best way to chat up Lisa

 

[Crackle]

Thomas is on an eternal quest to find the island of Sodor