Post a lie about the poster above.

[NormanD]

Crackle bought his car from Mr Blobby

 

[beanzontoast]

NormanD was born on a French beach.

 

[TVC]

beanzontoast has a secret collection of Margaret Thatchers underwear

 

[Hilldodger]

TVC smells of elderberries

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hilldodger's brain runs on 4 AA batteries

 

[Hilldodger]

 

[TVC]

Threebikes shouts at lamp posts

 

[mickle]

The Velvet Curtain is an anagram of 'felches toads for dollars'.

 

[accountantpete]

Mickle is an anagram of Lick Me

 

[tdr1nka]

Many a Mickle maks a muckle.

 

[Corvette chic]

tdr1nka is the love child of Lenin and r2d2

 

[accountantpete]

Corvette Chic is the midfield destroyer for the town's other team, Accrington Betty.

 

[TVC]

Accountantpete is pretending he doesn't live in Crewe

 

[NormanD]

The Velvet Curtain once beat up the Milky Bar Kid

 

[TVC]

User76 lives in a cheese