Post a lie about the poster above.

[stoatsngroats]

User76 is french for 'person with thick glasses'

 

[tdr1nka]

S's&G's collects the labels from Corned Beef tins.

 

[accountantpete]

Paul Simon wrote Homeward Bound after bumping into a drunken Stoatsngroats on Widnes Station.

 

[tdr1nka]

accountantpete believes that 'skimmed' milk has been bounced a number of times over a stretch of calm water.

 

[accountantpete]

tdr1nka affixes L/R labels to his socks.

 

[NormanD]

Accountantpete trims his toe nails with a chain saw

 

[Dayvo]

NormanD really comes from Brittany but didn´t want to be associated with an American singer.

 

[Mr Pig]

NormanD has never understood why the Pope's son does not take over from him when he dies.

 

[Lisa21]

Dayvo came up with his sig line to mark the fact that he was a weeble in a past life

Mr pig cannot think of a sig line funny enough so has none

 

[Sittingduck]

Lisa drinks 6 milkshakes per day

 

[Crackle]

SD makes ornaments out of horse dung, which he then sells on e-bay

 

[Dayvo]

Sittingduck has six handshakes a day!

 

[Lisa21]

SD has shares in Revlons "truly red" lipstic and wears nothing else





ffs was i that slow??!

 

[Sittingduck]

Dayvo was wrongfully imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit. He promptly escaped to the Los Angeles underground and now survives as a soldier of fortune. If you have a problem and noone else can help and if you can find him... maybe you can hire him (very reasonable rates and excellent bedside manner)!

 

[Sittingduck]

ffs was i that slow??!

Seems so