Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Mr Pig has excellent observation skills.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is German for 'Eater of prodigous amounts of cake washed down with tea'

A very compact language, German.

 

[PaulB]

Mr. Pig was the envy of all the other boys in his class when he was the first kid in his year to lose his virginity and this was with the form teacher all the others had a crush on. Mind you, he couldn't sit down for a week.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor has carried out extensive research on the structural integrity of sponge cake.

 

[TVC]

Speicher still points at aeroplanes

 

[threebikesmcginty]

and the moon

 

[Corvette chic]

clique veuve is The Velvet Curtain's favourite drink...

 

[TVC]

Corvette chics favorite drink is Thunderbird mixed with meths

 

[Corvette chic]

ah but that's true...

 

[Panter]

Corvette chics favorite drink isn't Thunderbird mixed with meths

 

[Crackle]

Panter is not in fact, a 'hairy arsed bloke'

 

[Corvette chic]

 

[Lisa21]

Corvette chic is actually a moggie minor with grande ideas

 

[Sittingduck]

lisa dislikes muffins

 

[Lisa21]

Sitting Duck shares his muffins with me