Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Swee'pea99 is very attached to the garden fence.

 

[Alan Frame]

Colly has digs on a sheep farm. This explains his alternative nickname of "Boarder Colly"

 

[Kovu]

Alan Frame is the real slim shady.

 

[swee'pea99]

Kovu makes fairy cakes for the local cricket team's teas, but no-one eats them due to baseless rumours involving non-prescription pharmeceuticals

 

[colly]

Not of woman born. Swee'pea was podded.

 

[Aperitif]

Colly wears eye pods...

 

[swee'pea99]

Aperitif once represented Great Britain at the World skateboarding championships in Brussels, coming a creditable 28th

 

[Kovu]

swee'pea once said he was the Stig just so he could bag a free ticket to the top gear shows.

 

[colly]

Kovu does things with cotton buds that some say are not nice.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly's best mate is just shy of four foot tall.

 

[Hilldodger]

Swee'pea99 is just shy of four foot tall

 

[Alan Frame]

Hilldodger is just shy

 

[swee'pea99]

Alan Frame has four feet

 

[Hilldodger]

Well he'd look silly with six inches

 

[Hilldodger]

Hilldodger's blog WILL be updated soon