Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Alan pans for gold in the local stream every night.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete frequently gets mistaken for a steward when on long haul flights. He can't get to the loo without people pestering him for some of those little bags of nuts.

 

[Alan Frame]

Uncle Mort was drummed out of the Mau Mau for brutality.

 

[Alan Frame]

Alan Frame has got a twin brother

 

[Archie_tect]

Alan Frame invented the world's first triangulated timber truss system which bears his name to this day.

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie tect only builds with Lego

 

[swee'pea99]

Alan Frame used to be called Lucinda. He hasn't had a sex change or anything - he just had really weird parents.

 

[accountantpete]

Swee'pea was refused a place in the South African cycling team for being "too manly"

 

[papercorn2000]

Accountantpete is wearing his mum's pants...

And he lives (I notice) in the place where I was born... (that bit isn't a lie)

 

[swee'pea99]

papercorn 2000 used to be called papercorn 2001 but he fancied a change.

 

[cisamcgu]

sweet`pea99 used to enjoy the colour blue, but now prefers to type without using the letter "t"

 

[accountantpete]

There's a shrine to Cisamgu half way up Mow Cop where he fell off when a bike clip flew off and caught in his spokes.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete has eaten a pound of carrots every day since his teens. His night vision is phenomenal, but he is slightly orange.

 

[papercorn2000]

Swee'pea99 can't turn left.

 

[Hollyhillian]

Uncle Mort is a direct decendant of Hugo van der Schtench the 1874 World's Stinkiest Man.