Post a lie about the poster above.

[Noodley]

User76 sat in the corner of the room when John Major and Edwina Currie were getting it on. He almost got a stiffy.

 

[colly]

At the same time Noodley was in the opposite corner reaching his 'crisis'.

 

[Noodley]

colly started off a stamp collection when he was a child, but then his mum used one to post a postcard from a family holiday in Largs. So he started to cry, and has not stopped since.

 

[Alan Frame]

Noodley is my father. I have put myself up for adoption.

 

[swee'pea99]

Alan Frame is obsessed with the accordian and practices for up to three hours every night, yet after nine years he can still play only one tune.

 

[TheDoctor]

Swee'pea99 isn't really a frog. He is French, though.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor has decided to stop drinking beer.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher can name three famous Belgians.

 

[Alan Frame]

Swee'pea can mention one famous Belgian, three times over.

 

[colly]

User76 is a Cubist look alike.

 

[accountantpete]

Following a blow to the head Colly now speaks with a Cajun accent and talks continually about going to N'orleans.

 

[swee'pea99]

accountantpete has a morbid fear of toothpicks

 

[cisamcgu]

sweet`pea99 has a pet worm called Norbert. Once Norbert escaped and sweet`pea was forced to phone the RSPCA

 

[TVC]

cisamcgu was a teenage armchair honved fan.

(shoe-horns HMHB reference into the thread).

 

[Hilldodger]

TVC has bought me more pints of beer that I can count