Post a lie about the poster above.

[Noodley]

Sittingduck plays centre forward for Dukla Prague

 

[Speicher]

Noodley does not like porridge for breakfast.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher has always yearned to play badminton but sadly has had a morbid fear of shuttlecocks since an 'incident' involving a chicken at the age of seven.

 

[colly]

swee'pea is a bit of a badders player himself.

His calls of "I say old chap, nice cock" to his team mate are often heard around the sports hall.

 

[Aperitif]

Colly is a 'Park and Ride' bus spotter. His cries of "Nice shuttle!" are legendary...

 

[TVC]

Aperitifs primary school teachers still talk about him after all these years.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain is often seen hanging around by the window.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly was born with a full set of teeth

 

[Speicher]

If swee'pea99 wants to take the bus instead of cycling to work, he can just hop on, and not pay for his ticket.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher cries "Any more fairs please" in her plum job on the buses...

 

[Alan Frame]

Whilst on probation for being caught in possession of an offensive face, Aperitif was apprehended in Lidl stuffing gel saddle covers into the poacher's pockets of his ermine stole.

 

[Archie_tect]

Had AF realised he looked like Eric Cantona he wouldn't have mentioned the accident with the sardine.

 

[PaulB]

Archie tect played over 500 games for a famous football team who are currently in the Premier League and also has over 30 England caps. Amazing when you consider he has no legs...but real feet.

 

[TVC]

PaulB models himself on Fleegle from the Banana Splits

 

[Aperitif]

The Velvet Curtain has a swish motor car and a net worth of...