Post a lie about the poster above.

[PaulB]

Aperitif was recently voted Earth's sexiest man. By Martians.

 

[Speicher]

Paulb used to be called Paula, with the result that Martians got very confused.

 

[TVC]

As a teenager Speicher was a model - an Airfix 1/32 Gloucester Gladiator

 

[Aperitif]

In the Velvet Curtains stationery box, he has lost some graphite - he is pencil depleted...

 

[TVC]

Aperitif is just the warm up act.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain never has a wash, he just gets dry cleaned.

 

[colly]

Speicher doesn't give two hoots.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Colly's got special privileges and has broadband in his cell

 

[colly]

TBM bought a vibrating bicycle seat from his local adult store.

 

[TVC]

Colly rides sidesaddle.

 

[Speicher]

The Velvet Curtain went on a Blind date and got hooked up with another pair. They hung around together, and tried to draw themselves apart but then they realised they were hemmed in by the crowd.


* I really must get out more.

 

[colly]

At parties, Speicher (when she does get out) is not a bit of a hoot.

 

[Speicher]

At parties, Speicher (when she does get out) is not a bit of a hoot.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher is wise - she doesn't dance with a torn knee...ow!

 

[colly]

Speicher is wise - she doesn't dance with a torn knee...ow!

Hang your head in shame.

Aperitif plays marbles.