Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Kovu hides from the sun.

 

[Cubist]

Colly is not looking forward to the sheep dog trials at Harden Moss

 

[Kovu]

Colly is not looking forward to the sheep dog trials at Harden Moss

I go there.

Cubist once ate a sheep dog just because it looked it him funny. In his mankini.

 

[swee'pea99]

Kovu likes going to the gym. Doesn't work out or anything.....just likes to go.

 

[papercorn2000]

SP'99 has never used the letter "e" in any conversation.

 

[TVC]

papercorn faked his own birth.

 

[Fnaar]

the velvet curtain is neither a real curtain, nor made of velvet

 

[Bollo]

Fnaar should really be spelt Fnår

 

[swee'pea99]

Bollo used to be in a band. But a friend came round with a hacksaw and they managed to get it off, along with the padlock.

 

[Cubist]

swee'pea99 likes to count the currants in rock buns. His record is 16.

 

[TVC]

Cubist has a racing exhaust - no car, just an exhaust

 

[Wigsie]

The VC Spent the last 2 weeks knocking on my back door!

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar?

 

[Cubist]

Little did swee'pea99 know it, but by typing the word Fnaar instead of following the (not particularly complicated) instructions in the thread title, a much loved and well-visited thread would be consigned to the dustbin

 

[TVC]

Cubist wouldn't know humour if it reared up out of the custard at him