Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Postman bites dogs.

 

[postman]

He will never catch a colly though.

 

[TheDoctor]

Postmans favourite food is Colly(flower) Cheese

 

[Chuffy]

Postmans favourite food is Colly(flower) Cheese

TheDoctor started shaving his legs at the beginning of summer. He's only just finished.

 

[TheDoctor]

Chuffy is unable to pronounce the word 'phosphurescent'

 

[Noodley]

Chuffy likes to dress in Tweed and his favourite footwear is a stout brogue.

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy likes to dress in Tweed and his favourite footwear is a stout brogue.

Noodley spent five years learning to spell 'phosphorescent'.

....unlike TheDoctor.

 

[TheDoctor]

Chuffy is worse at spelling than I am.

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy is worse at spelling than I am.

TheDoctor has invented an entirely new scientific process. It is so new that even Google hasn't heard of it.

"Did you mean: phosphorescence Top 2 results shown"

 

[TheDoctor]

Chuffy has realised that as a TimeLord, I know all sorts of stuff that Google hasn't come across.
Yet.

 

[Chuffy]

Chuffy has realised that as a TimeLord, I know all sorts of stuff that Google hasn't come across.
Yet.

TheDoctor actually comes from the distant past and was terrified the first time he saw fire.

 

[TVC]

Chuffy allows his girlfriend to post pictures of him wearing a bra (and it fitting), but still wants to be taken seriously in discussions of the space/time continuum.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC wears a top hat and purple lyotard and stands outside major railway stations telling anyone he can buttonhole he was once the president of Portugal.

 

[colly]

Hover Fly moved to France because he heard that they had lots of available bagettes. He was so disappointed to find out that baguettes were in fact bread and not young French slappers.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly spends ALL night compiling possible comments about EVERY CC forumer in the hope that he´ll get the chance to use them, and thus be in the top ten of most prolific posters!