Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort spent the War years pig-sticking in India.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Acc'pete spent the war behind a false wall in the attic

 

[swee'pea99]

TBM spent £400 on a false wall in his attic. He still can't say why.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Uncle Mort's collecton of old shop mannequins has grown so large in number, that they now spill out into the back garden and scare the local kids

 

[accountantpete]

The now famous Toshiba Boy opening gambit consists of crossing ones legs before taking the first move and knocking the pieces all over the place thus disconcerting ones opponent.

Boris Spassky conceded on the spot when this ploy was first used.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Acc'pete is more than the sum of his parts

 

[Fnaar]

threebikesmcginty is the lebanese cultural attache to Iceland

 

[swee'pea99]

Fnaar chose his tag as a tribute to the hill tribes of Nepal - it is their word for 'yoghurt'

 

[Rhythm Thief]

That's an actual photo of Swee'pea99 in his avatar. It was taken at his wedding.

 

[Fnaar]

Rhythm Thief is actually a slave to the rhythm

 

[colly]

The previous poster is a loner.

His autobiography 'Fnaar from the Madding Crowd' is a best seller in Chad.

 

[swee'pea99]

Chad is one of Colly's best mates. Nice guy, even if he does eat books.

 

[Archie_tect]

Swee'pea99 was the Dyson codename for a new line of vacuum cleaners which were being secretly manufactured in China in preparation for the "Suck2000" world Expo Fair.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie has a problem getting a suitable pair of winter riding gloves as his recent fitting session shows...

 

[Archie_tect]

Archie has a problem getting a suitable pair of winter riding gloves

...but has discovered the ability to pick the nose of motorists waiting at traffic lights...