Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort's Granny used to say, 'if you can't think of something nice to say, say something mean, spiteful and malicious.'

 

[papercorn2000]

SP'99 went to the Suck2000 exhibition. And left feeling extremely let down.

 

[Dayvo]

papercorn 2K has just translated the kama sutra into braille.

 

[Fnaar]

Dayvo is the curator of the Oslo Museum of A4 ring-binders

 

[accountantpete]

Fnaar has trained his pedigree Boxer to crap at the sight of Peter Purves.

 

[Cubist]

accountantpete is to appear in the final scene of the last Harry Potter movie

 

[maverick]

Cubist has fallen in love with two school bags, he's bisatchel.

 

[swee'pea99]

Maverick was once in the running to represent Great Britain at the World Tap Dancing Championships in Gstaad, Poland, but was forced to give up after his dentist told him it was 'all that rattling' that was destroying his enamel and would surely leave him entirely toothless if he got all the way to the finals. "It was a tough call," said the disappointed ex-hoofer, "but when he made it clear it was possible glory or me gnashers, I knew which way I had to go."

 

[colly]

swee'pea.....is kind of sour.

 

[Cubist]

Colly's party trick is to sing Closer My God to Thee, whilst stripping off in a bucket of live ferrets

 

[Lisa21]

Cubist has a triangular head

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Lisa21 is rumoured to have a cuffs & collar mismatch.

 

[TVC]

Lisa make Dita Von Teese look like Una Stubbs.

 

[Lisa21]

TVC does not use a belt..he keeps his trousers up with tie-backs.

Andrew the tortoise was born a turtle but was disowned by his family for not being able to swim

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Lisa is a Blacksmith, from Ilkeston, called Gerald