Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Speicher once tried fan dancing, but it all went wrong when she tripped on the cord and pulled the plug out.

 

[Archie_tect]

....dragging The Velvet Curtain off his pole.

[after three...]

 

[TVC]

Archie was a regular pole dancer, but it took a very stiff letter from BT to make him stop.

 

[TheDoctor]

TVC was a keen brakedancer in his youth.
Campag Delta brakes were his favourites.

 

[accountantpete]

TheDoc's Line Dancing practice was interrupted when his Mum wanted to put the washing out

 

[Aperitif]

accountantpete was the one who set fire to the Doc's Mum's washing...

 

[TheDoctor]

Appers is the sixth allotropic form of carbon.

 

[Angelfishsolo]

TheDoctor is in fact a incarnation of "The Master" who slipped through from a parallel universe. He was to get the part in the TV series but dropped out after intimidation from John Simms

 

[TVC]

AFS is actually Slitheen (I can't believe I'm now doing Dr Who references)

 

[Angelfishsolo]

TVC is actually correct

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's favourite Dr Who character is head of the Daleks and Greek Kebeb vans, Stavros

 

[Speicher]

AFS should really be called AngelFishTheManFromUncle.


* retreats now, having shown her age *

 

[tdr1nka]

Spiecher makes her own socks from recycled orange peel.

*B*GG*R!*

User76 doesn't know the meaning of gazump.

 

[Speicher]

TBM is now TAAQBM, which stands for three and a quarter bikes mcginty.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher sadly spends her nights playing a poor woman's form of clay pigeon shooting using Ritz crackers and a pea-shooter.