Post a lie about the poster above.

[Alan Frame]

Colly has a pornographic memory.

 

[Archie_tect]

AF has a memory,
Bridlington: 23rd April 1974, Mrs Willis, history teacher, 5C...

 

[colly]

AlanFrame-d all his 'artistic' pics.

 

[Alan Frame]

Colly was particularly pleased to accept the offer of a Toulouse council house as, up until then, they had struggled by with a bucket in the scullery.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame had copies made of his Cycling Proficiency badge (awarded 1975) so that he has one fitted to the handlebars of all his bikes.

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy has a party trick involving the insertion of twiglets into orifices - the number of twiglets required depending on his state of inebriation at the time.

 

[TVC]

Sweepea does the same trick with whole Danish Salami

 

[accountantpete]

Flags will be raised on every church in Cheshire tomorrow in honour of TVC's visit to the County.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is advised not to walk along any footpaths on Saturday in case he trips.

 

[TVC]

Flags will be raised on every church in Cheshire tomorrow in honour of TVC's visit to the County.

I do trust there will be street parties in Nantwich.


Archie won't believe that the Muppets aren't real, he keeps trying to look up Sesame Street on Google Earth

 

[dmoan]

The Velvet Curtain can play 'If The Kids Are United...' on the recorder...

 

[swee'pea99]

dmoan can say 'it's sort of like an itchy burning feeling' in eleven different languages.

 

[dmoan]

If you lick swee'pea99's back, you end up feeling kinda funny...

 

[TVC]

dmoan isn't real, despite what Archie says

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC, on the other hand, is real, and spookily, looks uncannily like dmoan's avatar - except with bulgier eyes