Post a lie about the poster above.

[dmoan]

Swee'pea99 can do a wheelie on a unicycle...

 

[TVC]

dmoans unicycle doesn't have a seat, but it does have seatpost. He cries every time he rides it.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC had a seat once, but he gave it up to a little old lady on the 6:45 to Gillingham.

 

[colly]

Archie_tect's collection of antique hernia trusses is famous for not being very good.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly has yet to sell the movie rights of his life story to Hollywood, but he vows to keep trying.

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy did sell his life story - he got £22.13. 'Result!' - TB

 

[amnesia]

swee'pea99 doesn't know the difference between an aeon and an eon.

 

[Dayvo]

Amnesia is dyslexic and keeps trying to buy Amnesia Rice Pudding!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo often lurks outside the Tea thread, because he cannot think of anything witty to say.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher loves the term 'push bike' because that is exactly what she does with it!

Hers is not a 'ride' bike'!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo often has need of the term 'push car', but don't ask why. It's always embarrassing to see a grown man cry.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'Pea does not drive, one day he just hopped into a taxi. He did not know where he was going, and now lives in pond a long way from his family.

 

[Dayvo]

After so many wet walks, SP has started looking for long piers!

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't know right from wrong, not her right from left.

 

[Dayvo]

Or her left from wrong!