Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Very good.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Speicher used to work in a bank but was caught with her beak in the trill

 

[accountantpete]

3BM learnt to speak by mimicking the family parrot.

 

[Cubist]

acp lives off sunflower seeds and cuttlefish bones

 

[accountantpete]

Cubist has perfected the art of waiting for his pancakes to peel off the ceiling and catching them in his mouth.

 

[Speicher]

Accountant pete is a complete tosser. He can toss pancakes successfully and they land back in the pan.

 

[Cubist]

Speicher can't help getting into a flap on pancake day. Tossing isn't her strong point.......

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist has never liked pancakes, so he has 'fishfinger day', saying they're 'pretty much the same', though he knows in his heart of hearts that they're not at all the same and he's only saying that because he likes fishfingers but doesn't get to eat them very often because of a guilty feeling that fishfingers are basically for kids. Which is of course true.

 

[Speicher]

Swea'pea has been reading the thread about Lap dancing. He would like to add a post about his visit to a Pole dancing club, but he is a tad embarrassed about it.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher once had a job as a nubile Cuban virgin, rolling cigars on her thighs - but she's now turned over a new leaf.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Ac'pete had a job leaning against things - but he gave it up for lent.

 

[TVC]

3BM worked as one of the base supports in a human pyramid - you guessed it, he had to give it up because work was getting on top of him.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was assigned to peak position on a human pyramid but was dropped from the team when vertigo took over at level 1

 

[TVC]

26x25 Tried to set a record by making the worlds biggest paella, but abandoned the attempt when his local Co-op didn't have enough rice.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC was very disappointed when his midnight snack of paella didn't arrive due to a shortage of rice at the Co-op. Instead he made do with a 40 egg pancake with a blackpudding filling.