Post a lie about the poster above.

[Muddyfox]

26x25 enjoys sliced raw liver on his porridge in the morning

 

[Cubist]

Jakes Dad writes snappy ad jingles. His Meisterwerk to date is "Autoglass Repair, Autoglass Replace"

 

[TheDoctor]

Cubist is mentioned by name in 'Tour de France : Soundtracks' by Kraftwerk.
Track 4, 35 seconds in. Listen carefully - you might miss it the first time...

 

[swee'pea99]

The Doctor keeps giving his friends a cocktail of his own invention - 'Eruption' - a 50/50 blend of gin and liquidised baked beans. And he wonders why his pot plants keep dying....

 

[TheDoctor]

SP99 smokes my pot plants regularly.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TheDoc smokes his own bacon

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty does not smoke, he just goes brown and crinkly at the edges.

 

[colly]

Speicher pots my plants.

 

[Cubist]

Colly can't understand why all his plants are dying. Little does he know it's the Roundup........ (roundup, Collie, geddit? Ok. Coat)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The above poster invented snooker gravy - Cue Bisto

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

3BM set the world's fastest 147 recently. He is a very quick Texter.

 

[Speicher]

25by26 used to watch Pot Black on television. He was very surprised when a snooker table was installed in his local pub, he could not work out which colours were black and white.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

An international snooker match had to be abandonned when all of the Pinks mysteriously disappeared. They later turned up in a hollow in an old oak tree in Speicher's neck of the woods. Nothing was ever prooved but Pink is Speicher's favourite colour.

 

[TVC]

Being a girl and all that, Speicher has often felt left out that she can't experience the masculine pleasure of playing pocket billiards.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Being a girl and all that, Speicher has often felt left out that she can't experience the masculine pleasure of playing pocket billiards.

Are you sure about that - I have seen her with her hand in another's pocket