Post a lie about the poster above.

[ComedyPilot]

Bollo got their username from their love of Rollos and their having a cleft palate

 

[Speicher]

Comedy Pilot takes every opportunity to invite people to see his cock pit.

 

[Kestevan]

Comedy Pilots passengers were NOT amused.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Kesteven couldn't make up their mind on a username, so used a mix of their favourite film about young boys and birds of prey, and popular male child names.

 

[TVC]

CP cannot fly, and his wife doesn't like his jokes. Also, the R Whites bottles in the recycling bin mean his habit is not that secret.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC lies in bed all day, scratching himself.

 

[Bollo]

You never see User76 and Hover Fly post on the same thread. Explain that one, eh? eh?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Bollo won't share his last Rollo

 

[swee'pea99]

26 x 25 wears bedsocks with little Santa Clauses on every day of the year. Says glancing down at his footsies always gives him a cheerful start to the day.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea has very small hands, so he grows foxgloves in his garden to keep his hands warm.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is growing a foxglove on top of her TV having heard about the benefits of a Digitalis Upgrade.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete is hoping to order a bicycle seat made of lead, this should give him a plum bum.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Speicher can't take her eyes off accountantpete's plumbing

 

[Speicher]

Twentysix by twentyfive likes to do his own plumbing repairs. Unfortunately he finds it difficult and it drains his energy.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher doesn't believe in modern plumbing so has installed a sceptic tank.