Post a lie about the poster above.

[JtB]

The Velvet Curtain has gone off the rail.

 

[Speicher]

Shaun has very short hair.

 

[Kestevan]

Speicher has feathers in odd places

 

[accountantpete]

Kestevan went for a Chinese and asked for a Flirty Flea - it's now his favourite pet.

 

[Cubist]

ACP saw a bloke in a Chinese restaurant eating the biggest mountain of noodles, prawns and beansprouts ever seen. He asked the diner which dish it was and he said........


wait for it.....



"I don't know, I only came in for twenty No6. ....."

 

[Speicher]

Cubist requested Chopsticks once in a restaurant. The Manager told him that they had not got a piano.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher likes restaurants that have pianos - medium rare with pepper sauce.

 

[TVC]

The Doctor is so tight to only restaurants he eats ndon't have knives and forks and the food comes in styrene boxes.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

The Doctor is so tight to only restaurants he eats ndon't have knives and forks and the food comes in styrene boxes.

TVC must have been tight when he typed the above - I don't understand a word of it!!

 

[philipbh]

3BM's favourite breakfast meal is, in fact, word salad and he knows exactly what TVC was getting at

 

[Speicher]

Philipbh likes lettuce. He cuts it up into little letters.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Why does Speicher like lettuce? Cos it's there

 

[Speicher]

ThreebikesMcginty thinks his next bike should be made of timber. Well he wood, woodn't he?

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher wants a bike made of the latest craze,heavy metal - she's easily led.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher also lives next door to Mr Big.