Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Accoutantpete cleverly hides his replies so TB continues to look a twit

 

[Speicher]

It is extremely difficult to make Toshiba Boy look like a twit.

 

[Aperitif]

Speicher likes a twit to woo, now and again...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif has recently added some new jokes to his repetoire.

 

[Aperitif]

That's true!
No wit to be, too.
Knowing all the names of different churned products on the supermarket shelves, Speicher is butter memory...

 

[Speicher]

Aperitif wanted some practical skills when he left school. He did a sandwich course at University.

 

[philipbh]

Speicher chose her Lottery Numbers using the TdF Stage Wins of Georges Speicher in 1933 and 1934

 

[swee'pea99]

philipbh never plays the lottery, but he's an absolute fiend for the bingo

 

[accountantpete]

Being a total snob,Swee'pea shouts "Stately Mansion in 12 Acres" when winning at bingo.

 

[e-rider]

Accountant Pete collects only very shiney 2 pound coins in a glass jar under his bed and has a world atlas full of crisp unfolded new fivers

 

[TVC]

Tun spends too much time under Petes bed.

 

[Cubist]

TVC has been on the Jeremy Kyle show. We can't go into specifics abut the allegations, but even Graham was flummoxed.

 

[swee'pea99]

Cubist wasn't allowed on the Jeremy Kyle show - they said he was 'a bit chavy'

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea tried to find his roots, but Charlie Dymock had put them on the compost heap.

 

[Kestevan]

Swee'pea should know - He's Jeremy Kyles biggest fan. In fact he's turned his shed into a mini shrine, complete with glossy photos of the guests, and locks of Jeremys hair...