Post a lie about the poster above.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

TVC thought he had learned Tic- Tac till he lost a bundle at Ascot.

 

[accountantpete]

26x25 is sheltering in his nuclear bunker at the bottom of the garden awaiting the all-clear come 7th May.

 

[TVC]

Pete doesn't realise that with no clear majority we have another week of this rubbish while they sort out who gets to play PM, then the whole thing will collapse within a year and we get to do it all again.

 

[colly]

TVC loves cliff hangers.

Sadly his love is unrequited because Mr Hangers heart belongs to another.

 

[TVC]

Colly and Cliff make a lovely couple.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC always wanted to play mixed doubles, but he can only manage to play with himself!

 

[colly]

Dayvo is talking a load of toss.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly plays too much tennis - on his own. He needs new balls!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo went on tour with his cricket team to Polynesia. Unfortunately one of the opposing teams did not have enough players. Dayvo offered to bat for the other side.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher should know that there are two sides to every story.

Unfortunately she only believes the 'Jackanory' version.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo has "looked through the round window".

 

[swee'pea99]

AP has the largest Crackerjack pencil on record

 

[TVC]

I can now reveal that Sweepea is actually the Phanton Flan Flinger.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC was The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town

" 'ere, I want a word with you... "

 

[philipbh]

It was 3BM's worm that turned