Post a lie about the poster above.

[TheDoctor]

'Mad Doug Biker' is an anagram of 'Rouged Brick'.

 

[philipbh]

UM once received a police caution for pointing his "Pink Dalek" and shouting Exterminate! in a public place

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh thinks the leader of the Daleks is called Stavros - 'hallo everybody peeps!'

 

[accountantpete]

3BM bumped into Gordon Brown today - the PM's afterthoughts can only be broadcast after the 9.00pm watershed

 

[threebikesmcginty]

3BM bumped into Gordon Brown today - the PM's afterthoughts can only be broadcast after the 9.00pm watershed

yeah, you're not ******* wrong there - the dozy ******* ****!!!

 

[Speicher]

Threebikesmcginty will be voting with his feet.


Other voters get very concerned when he takes his socks and shoes off, and it is very tricky to hold the pencil.

 

[Dayvo]

Aperitif has no peer when it comes to puns! However, he is aware that some are excruciatingly bad, so bad, in fact, that to preserve his good name, he has an alias, or an alter-ego, to take the blame for his howlers!

That name is Speicher!

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo's no slouch himself when it comes to word play - he can't even see a small tray of soft fruit without feeling drawn to punnet.

 

[philipbh]

SP99 put the Pun in Punishment

 

[threebikesmcginty]

philipbh put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

 

[philipbh]

3BM keeps two silver bells on a string - it was a gift from his grandmother

 

[Hilldodger]

Like chuck Berry, 3BMcG always holds on to his ding-a-ling.

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort has more chins than a Chinese telephone directory!

(welcome back, UM!)

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Dayvo's favourite joke is still 'what time does a chinaman go to the dentist?'

 

[Dayvo]

3BM thinks that a Chinaman is a left-arm spin bowler's googly.

He hasn't learned about 'the birds and the bees' yet and was unsure what 'his ball hasn't dropped' meant.